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link to Hawtness: Questionable Morality
December 30, 2011, 12:00 am
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Hawtpants of the Old Republic takes on role-playing and morality choices in TOR. Quotey goodness:

The Asshole Rule

  • “Thou Shalt Not Suffer An Asshole To Live.” -Me

If you try to kill me, if you kill or try to kill my friends, or maybe just kidnap them, or betray me or mah friends, I will exterminate you IN THE FACE.  I could get a gazillion dark points and the -100 of SHAME and I’d still do it.

If I go really far to the dark side, that just means there are way too many assholes in the galaxy.

The other day I was questing in Alderaan (light spoilers) and I was tasked with bringing in a shock-collared noble to some more important guy. What really got me excited was when I had the opportunity to shock the d-bag (okay, so maybe he wasn’t really a d-bag, perhaps my pent-up frustration at some of the absurd light-side choices has finally gotten out of control), I could shock him without dark side points!

So I shocked him. With glee.

Then I got the chance to do it again!

I think the most telling part of this event was not that I did it when I could get away with it. When Lux got home from work, I nearly knocked him over with excitement. “I got to use a shock collar today! Twice!”

I suppose that makes me a terrible min-maxer, since I’m constantly measuring potential point gain with every button.

Which means, yes, I freed the ingrate Sith weakling who got himself captured because his daddy begged me to, even though he made fun of me the entire time. I should have earned dark side points for freeing him, since I made the galaxy put up with his bull longer than we had to. And yes, I tried to save the Mandalorian techs in the airlock (and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when another team member pushed ‘open airlock’ button for me).

But there are some times where it’s highly enjoyable to role-play the Light side:

  • Swift mercy. You’re still going to kill everyone, but you’ll do it quickly.
  • Preservation of knowledge and culture. Admit it, that mural never did anything to you and there’s no reason to put a light saber through it. Bonus that Khem Val will love you for this.
  • Lying for the greater good. “Why yes, Lieutenant, your son fought bravely and died with honor instead of crapping his pants at the beginning of the instance like the coward he was.”

But when there are no light side or dark side points to be earned, I tend to be a jerk. After all, puny humans tend to expect it. And I’ve gotten used to how lovely Peal’s Twi’lek voice sounds when she says “Murder and mayhem await.”

There will be no survivors... Even though I'm light side.


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Some of the choices are so… weird. Someone begged me to kill her, and I got dark side points for it. SHE ASKED ME TO DO IT. Another time I got light side points for imprisoning some guy instead of killing him, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t do him any favors putting him in imperial prison (this was when I was an imp in beta).

I used to be a total jerk in dialogue choices… until STUPID CORSO showed up. Sigh. One day I’ll have a companion who appreciates my snark.

Thanks for the link. If you didn’t see, I added you to my blogroll and to the featured links sidebar. We healers gotta stick together.

Comment by Njessi

If only you and I could switch companions. Khem Val loves it when I am a jerk. I don’t mind… till he totally hates on my mercy.

Thanks for the link-love in your blogroll. It’s exciting to join the SWTOR blogging community. Having a blast so far. 🙂

Comment by barb

If you haven’t already, go sign up for forceheal.com. It’s kinda slow going, but hopefully will become the plusheal of swtor.

Comment by Njessi

Oh! Thanks for the heads up… and thanks for the link there! 🙂

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